Diets are equivalent to dying. I’m serious. Starting out your diet you realize that as a human being your whole effing life is surrounded by food. Your family eats food, your friends eat food, that damn beta fish my sister keeps in a corner eats food.
My life is now equal to (or greater than) Regina George minus the Kalteen bars and only eating foods with less then 30 percent of calories from fat. It’s more like my day consist of 1200 calories so no dividing 48 over 120 equaling X over 100 and then cross multiplying to get the value of X because if that was the case I would be standing behind Regina waiting in line for those effing cheese fries not giving a fuck.
Instead I’m sticking with 1200 calories a day, my secret lover the Stairmaster and maybe a ridiculous Tae Bo class every once in a while to really kick my ass. And yes people this shit is actually working. EIGHT pounds down and 12 more to go.
Yeah I will say that it was an effing bitch to start but once you get in the habit you realize fuck you cheeseburger I want an awesome body not more hips that don’t lie!
Conclusion? Whatever, I’m not getting cheese fries.
Oh & in other news Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa and Chris Brown were shooting a music video in DTLA today and literally stopped traffic for this group of fools so naturally I had to Instagram that shit.
